Thursday, December 17, 2009

animals

I've been trying to avoid doing pics of animals, but these aren't photoshopped. Correct me if I'm wrong please.

A blobfish apparently

 A dog, not sure which type.


Yes, it's a cat.

 

One of them is a dog. I think.
It's smiling, so I'm told .


I'm not too sure what this tiger is doing, maybe smiling for the camera. 


All the world's a stage. 


A giant coconut crab. Yuk. 


A strange but friendly pet , I'm told.

What do you think , Bobo?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Today I'm all Arty Farty

I've always been a fan of computer generated art, it's got a 3D quality better than some photographs. It looks good on your computer desktop or as a poster on the wall. But I like this art because it can take you to places that you'd like to be, even if they don't exist, only in your mind.




















Living chess



















Looks real enough, but it's just fantasy



















One of favourites, but 7 strings?



















Never been there.



















I take the dog for walkies here, I don't remember seeing her.




















A day to stay indoors. It looks very real to me.



















Get out of my bathroom weirdo!
















I'm into Templar stuff, fight the good fight etc. This picture eally tells a story, you can just imagine the conversation.



















He's coming for yoooooooou!



















Ever felt like this?



















You enjoy your job then?



















Better get home, the wife's waiting.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Cheap DVD's. A chance to write something.

Not to many foto's this time.
I've decided to actually write something about the plethora of cheap DVD's they have here in Czech Republic. Mind you, with the amount I've been buying' it'd be cheaper to have Sky TV.
Never mind about that. You can buy all these cheap DVD’s that’d cost loads in the UK. I’ve watched every episode of Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), so I now know all about which career to choose after I’m dead.
Last night I watched Dances with Wolves, wow!! I’d almost forgotten what a load of long winded tosh it was.
It’s about some illegal campers who are a bit weird and live somewhere out in the old American really Wild West. Anyway, after about 5 hours into the film, these campers come and watch this army guy in a one man fort (yeah, really), who’s making friends with some mangy looking stray dogs.
After another 3 hours, they’re all mates together and he discovers that these people all have stupid names and they give him one too. It’s something like “He who dances with wolves on a starry night somewhere out in the old American really Wild West.”
I ask you, what were they thinking about?
If’ I’d been in the film, I would have had a much better name, something like “ He who walks in danger, of dropping his kebab all over the pavement after 9 beers and 14 double Bacardi’s”
Another one was called “7 Bears”. 7 bears what exactly? 7 bears dragged him out of his tent and gave him a good kicking?
And another was “Grey Cloud”, Grey Cloud, coz it was the most exciting thing we could think up.
In real life, these loonies had names like, Geronimo, which is what you shout when you’re attacking a regiment of US Cavalry and you’ve only got a blunt little axe.

So, who can recommend some really good films for me to watch?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

It's Autumn again!!

Well, the snow melted again, it's back up to normal autumn temperatures and I can take the dog out without having to worry about blizzards, whiteouts, lost cross-country skiiers etc.

I've taken a selection of desktop wallpapers from the internet that you can use on your office PC's and dream about being in a nicer place.



















How's this for starters



















Autumn swingers. Not that I go in for that sort of thing.



















My favourite pic.



















Somewhere in England, but it could be anywhere.



















Just nice again.

















Prague, this time of year.



















This is more my area.



















Only art, no-one goes out without shoes.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

More interesting places that you'll need to visit

I just can't resist these.
























Open wide please!



















Say AAHH....























They just get better and better.

























The word "WEIRD" springs to mind.

























How to make friends and/or enemies quickly.

























Mens toilets in convents. The Lord giveth and He certainly taketh here.


























Always blowing your own trumpet......


















Then get a 2nd opinion.
















That fragrant feeling.


























Don't forget to wash your hands girls!
























I really hope that's soap!!



















No, I'll just continue using this one.