Saturday, September 4, 2010

Wildlife from Scotland

Scotland is my home country, it has one of the lowest concentrations of human population in Eurpope, most Scots inhabilt the lowlands, this allows some of the most fascinating and unique wild animals free to flourish and thrive throughout the highlands.

 This arctic hare has changed it's summer brown colour for winter camouflage.


With over 6000 miles of coastline, thats almost 10000 km and more than twice the length of Englands coastline, wildlife abounds. The sea otter, which looks playful and cute is actually an efficient fish hunter.

The Osprey also like fish but catches them in a quite spectacular way.


The Golden Eagle, our most majestic bird of prey, is at the top of the food chain in the highlands. Lambing season can be a problem, also never leave a baby out in a pram in the highlands!

Red deer roam freely in the highlands in large herds. Rutting takes place annually to determine who takes charge.

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This Arctic Charr thrives in Loch Ness.



The Ptarmigan seems to like eating heather alnonside sheep in the highlands, here it is in winter mode.


My favourite has to be the Stoat, it's tucking into something here, not sure what. I've included it because I once saw one attacking a rabbit in the highlands. It was the rabbit screaming that drew my attention.


This Wildcat is unique to the Scottish Highlands and looks like a domestic cat but much bigger. They are in decline and actually one of the reasons is that they interbreeding with domestic feral cats. I had the pleasure of observing one once, actually it was spying on me!

They're a bit more agressive than your domestic, well they do have to hunt to survive.

Friday, September 3, 2010

I'm having a bad hair day

I've just been to get my hair cut, almost a disaster, but not quite as bad as these below. My experience was a mistake, these are serious!

OMG!!, what was he thinking about?
My advice is, neverfall asleep in the garden when somebody is cutting the grass.


I can't explain why he's smiling. Do you think he knows whats on his head?


Is it a hat, is it hair? Is it waterproof? What happens to it in the shower?

Aw!  It's the only hairstyle I like here.


Not keeping a very low profile are we?


I would sue!


Arthur Scargill, an old photo, I saw him recently and he's now brushing up the hair from his armpits to hide his bald patch. 


A pseudo intellectual who fooling nobody. 


How does it look in the morning?


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! No I won't take you seriuosly.


Yep, she's on drugs. So is her hairdresser

Thursday, September 2, 2010

I'm having a lazy day



There's laziness and then there's laziness....
But we can't be bothered finding out for sure.


He obviously can't be bothered looking for the remote control.


Why? Because it's a big island that's why!


Come on admit it, you've done this too.



But who would admit to this?




AAAAAAARGH!!!



Unbelievable.


 Nuff said




Sunday, August 29, 2010

My Dog


He's the fastest doggie swimmer in the world



And the nicest.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Smile

Time to cheer up.


Hello boys and girls!


What's for dinner?  I'm hungry


You're pulling my leg,


Hi Folks, I'm looking for the dentists.



It's the way I tell em!


I'm just so photogenic.


Yeh, me too.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Old photoshopped into new.

Just a reminder that buildings last longer than humans and we should appreciate the history that has gone before us. I recognize a few of these places with Soviets marching up and down and I'm quite happy they're not around now. But it shows our dark past and our acceptance of evil regimes.