Strange fish of the day please

Fish alway looks so tempting, covered in breadcrumbs, salt, vinegar, served with chips. But are you happy you're getting what you pay for, it might be one of these!4

He's a babe!

Hello Matey! Yeh, he's a fish alright.

Large or small fish sir?

What you been feeding it? Your wife?

I've just come ashore to complain about you humans!

I'm still looking for a girlfriend.

Yoohoo sweetie! I'm here. 

Come on folks, help me out here. What is it?

I'm sure it's a photoshop job. If it's not, don't drink the water round here.

  Ok, so it has been photoshopped, but I like it.