Friday, August 6, 2010

Feeding Frenzy



If I could be any animal. it would have to be a bear, ok, so being human would be my first choice. But let's face it, bears don't have too much of a bad life. 



The foods ok, nice and fresh, a bit undercooked maybe.



A nice community feeling.




Lot's of horseplay, or bearplay.





A bit serious sometimes




Here's dinner!





It can be a lonely life being a bear.



But people like us.


Monday, May 24, 2010

A Strange way to go


Death has always fascinated me, not that I'm ready to die just quite yet. But these deaths are just strange.
Attila the Hun:
One of the most notorious villains in history, Attila’s army had conquered all of Asia by 450 AD-from Mongolia to the edge of the Russian Empire-by destroying villages and pillaging the countryside.
How he died: He got a nosebleed on his wedding night.
In 453 AD, Attila married a young girl named Ildico. Despite his reputation for ferocity on the battlefield, he tended to eat and drink lightly during large banquets. On his wedding night, however, he really cut loose, gorging himself on food and drink. Sometime during the night he suffered a nosebleed, but was too drunk to notice. He drowned in his own blood and was found dead the next morning.

Tycho Brahe:
An important Danish astronomer of the 16th century. His ground breaking research allowed Sir Isaac Newton to come up with the theory of gravity.
How he died: Didn’t get to the bathroom in time.
In the 16th century, it was considered an insult to leave a banquet table before the meal was over. Brahe, known to drink excessively, had a bladder condition-but failed to relieve himself before the banquet started. He made matters worse by drinking too much at dinner, and was too polite to ask to be excused. His bladder finally burst, killing him slowly and painfully over the next 11 days.

Horace Wells:
Pioneered the use of anesthesia in the 1840s
How he died: Used anesthetics to commit suicide.
While experimenting with various gases during his anesthesia research, Wells became addicted to chloroform. In 1848 he was arrested for spraying two women with sulfuric acid. In a letter he wrote from jail, he blamed chloroform for his problems, claiming that he’d gotten high before the attack. Four days later he was found dead in his cell. He’d anaesthetized himself with chloroform and slashed open his thigh with a razor.


Francis Bacon:
One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to have written some of Shakespeare’s plays.
How he died: Stuffing snow into a chicken
One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was struck by the wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in the same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in the snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The chicken never froze, but Bacon did.


Jerome Irving Rodale:
Founding father of the organic food movement, creator of “Organic Farming and Gardening” magazine, and founder of Rodale Press, a major publishing corporation.
How he died: On the “Dick Cavett Show”, while discussing the benefits of organic foods.
Rodale, who bragged “I’m going to live to be 100 unless I’m run down by a sugar-crazed taxi driver,” was only 72 when he appeared on the “Dick Cavett Show” in January 1971. Part way through the interview, he dropped dead in his chair. Cause of death: heart attack. The show was never aired.


AeschylusAeschylus:
A Greek playwright back in 500 BC. Many historians consider him the father of Greek tragedies.
How he died: An eagle dropped a tortoise on his head
According to legend, eagles picked up tortoises and attempt to crack them open by dropping them on rocks. An eagle mistook Aeschylus’ head for a rock (he was bald) and dropped it on him instead.
Jim-FixxJim Fixx:
Author of the best selling “Complete Book of Running,” which started the jogging craze of the 1970s.
How he died: A heart attack….while jogging
Fixx was visiting Greensboro, Vermont when he walked out of his house and began jogging. He’d only gone a short distance when he had a massive coronary. His autopsy revealed that one of his coronary arteries was 99% clogged, another was 80% obstructed, and a third was 70% blocked….and that Fixx had had three other attacks in the weeks prior to his death.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Signs of Wildlife

If only our feathered and furry friends could read!


You'd think he's be used to this.

A blatant disregard of the rules.


Life imitates art.



Ok, so it's art imitating life, a bit, maybe. 




 Who likes pigeons anyway?



The last thing I'd be thinking about.


And they look so cute!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Things to with used beer cans

Recycling inthe UK can be dangerous, if you put something in the wrong bin, the local stasi will arrest you. But why throw stuff out, it's art for goodness sake!!


Jack Kirby and his 1965 Mustang, all beer cans, what a star!

My favourite, made from Turkish beer cans, don't know what the beer was like though.

Beer cans and opera gowns make for an unusual mix at a Greek exhibition. A New York-based Greek artist has created opera costumes from 20 thousand beer and soft drink cans for an art exhibition in Athens. Nikos Floros spent endless days for years weaving together strips of the cans to create tailored works of art. 
Beer cans and opera gowns make for an unusual mix at a Greek exhibition.


 I like this too. Can you see which beer it's from?

Another great little piece from Turkey.

Strut your stuff, boy!

A recycled handbag, bring a different angle to Handbags at Dawn.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Strange fish of the day please

Fish alway looks so tempting, covered in breadcrumbs, salt, vinegar, served with chips. But are you happy you're getting what you pay for, it might be one of these!4



He's a babe!

Hello Matey! Yeh, he's a fish alright.


Large or small fish sir?


What you been feeding it? Your wife?

I've just come ashore to complain about you humans!


I'm still looking for a girlfriend.


Yoohoo sweetie! I'm here. 

Come on folks, help me out here. What is it?


I'm sure it's a photoshop job. If it's not, don't drink the water round here.

  Ok, so it has been photoshopped, but I like it.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Going Large Today

Well, there's getting around and then there's getting around in a big way.


It has comfortably carried over 400,000lbs in its cargo and holds over 200+ records officially recognised by Guinness Book of Records.




Never mind getting on. How do you get off?





 Who's turn to push?




What size engine?


Yours for $3.5 million.


The Knock Nevis 500 metres long and too big for the English Channel, but a great party venue!


 Almost the worlds largest tank, but the Germans ran out of metal at the end of the war.

Worlds largest helicopter, bigger than a Boeing 747!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Today it's just weird stuff

I've just had one of those Sunday mornings browsing round the internet. Quite boring really till I found this video.


This guy thinks he's normal, not!



And just what the hell did these people look like?



Well. they're having a normal Sunday morning too!



Just when you thought you were getting used to Chinese food!



And these really are the worlds most stupid tattoos